RIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEER, you say? Wait and see, my loyal Sony Soldier!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Thanks for the advice, you ESKIMO NINCOMPOOPS but King Kaz guarantees success- my Sony Samurai know what is expected of them! 8 days, my loyal subjects!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Satoru, Reggie....when will you learn? You BUMBLING CROTCH GOBBLERS stand no chance! You BUFFOONS fear the demon in the pink shirt! Victory is mine!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
King Kaz is unimpressed by your detective skills!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Not long now, my loyal fans, you will not be disappointed!
I am Kaz Hirai, Lord of the Gaming Industry! The Fourth Coming is upon us!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
10 days, my Sony Soldiers! The Fourth Coming is upon us!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It's coming, my Sony Soldiers! 10 days!
While those hamfisted MALCONTENTS in Microsoft panic and sweat, praying for their secret wizard jizz to save Durango from being beating like the red headed stepchild it truly is, Shuhei, Jack and myself relax in the Sony sauna counting the days!
King Kaz is back!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
After the amazing success of Judgment Day, I have been busy working on the PlayStation 4! The Sony Side will crush those Nazisoft SIMPLETONS for the THIRD time in a row!
Keep up the good work, my Sony Samurai! I must return to Sony HQ and continue my domination of the industry!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
10 SLAPS TO THE FACES of you PIG IMBECILES out there!
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Japan is OURS, Europe is OURS and America is NEXT! SWINE- you are paying for your sins! Judgment Day is just the beginning!
Rest in Peace, FLOPbox 360- November 22nd 2005- June 12th 2008.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
We are gathered here today to say goodbye the absolute worst “console” in history. Home to some of the most shocking FLOPS the gaming industry has ever seen, the FLOPbox 360 will always be remembered for letting everyone down. It’s last-gen “games” would struggle to run in true HD and would be infected with horrific technical glitches. Not only would it set 85% of it’s owners on fire, it decided to destroy the Christmas of 2007 when it’s online “service” completely collapsed.
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Just 1 day left! 1 day until you CROTCH-SNIFFING XBOT NINCOMPOOPS finally learn your place! This is MY industry! You PIG IMBECILES do not belong here!
For I am the King of Sony!
1 DAY UNTIL METAL GEAR SOLID 4, MY SONY SOLDIERS!
1 DAY UNTIL JUDGMENT DAY, NAZISOFT!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Edit: PirateThom, you are one lucky Sony Soldier! You get to enjoy Judgment Day a day early! Even King Kaz has to wait until tomorrow! Enjoy the Game Of The ...
You DIMWITTED DUNG-EATERS are stuck with FLOP Oddysey, FLOP Gaiden 2, FLOPS of War, Banjo KaFLOPPY and Splinter Cell: ConFLOPtion!
3 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I suggest you SWINE begin to prepare for Judgment Day! A day you DUNG-EATING SIMPLETONS will NEVER forget!
Bow to your King, my Sony Soldiers!
4 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I told you that June 12th will be the DEATH of the FLOPbox 360! But you BUMBLING CROTCH-GOBBLERS just wouldn't listen!
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah, these are good days for the Sony Soldiers! And the FINAL days for the XBOT PIGS!
5 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
6 days until King Kaz fulfills his destiny!
6 days until the STINKING SWINE FILTH learn what the Sony Side is truly capable of!
6 days until the UNWELCOME FLOPbox 360 is banished from MY INDUSTRY........FOREVER!!!!!!!
6 days until METAL GEAR SOLID 4!
6 days until.........JUDGMENT DAY, NAZISOFT!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Aaawwwwww........Poor Itagaki and his FLOP! Perhaps this ARROGANT CROTCH-GOBBLING SIMPLETON should be more humble like my good friend- Kojima-san!
8 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
FLOP Gaiden 2- you IMBECILES DARE to compete with MGS4 using this last gen, non-HD PIECE OF GARBAGE??? That Itagaki IDIOT should be ashamed of himself!
FLOPS of War 2- AMATEURISH, LAZY FILTH compared to Insomnic's MASTERPIECE- Resistance 2! Perhaps "Cliffy B" should remove his face from Nazisoft's crotch and simply GIVE UP!
Fable 2- AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! FF13 will put an end to this CRAP once and for all! Sorry, Peter Molyneux- yet ANOTHER FAILURE to add to your list of ...
Because I think I can arrange that.....
10 days until Judgment Day, Nazisoft!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
A week until Judgment Day, SIMPLETONS! 12 years since you BUMBLED your way into King Kaz's industry like the HAMFISTED SWINE you are, leaving nothing but disappointment and shame! Must I really be forced to humble you BUFFOONS for a third time, Microsoft?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!